What did the fish say to the other fish?
Pucker up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
It’s me; how could you not remember me?
What does Santa eat and drink?
Ho ho ho hot milk and co co cookies!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
How do you get Lady Gaga to wake up when she’s sleeping?
Poke her face!
Where do ants go surfing?
On the microwave!
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