Teacher asked ” Why are animals so hairy?”
The student says, “Because no barber lives in the jungle!”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
LET US IN!
Why is the math book always sad?
Because it has too many problems!
Who can jump higher than a house?
Everyone; houses can’t jump!
Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
My teacher told us that books are man’s best friend…
so my dog bit him!
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