There were three people in a restaurant. They were having a contest to see who could be the sweetest.
The first couple said “Pass the sugar, sugar”. The next couple said “Pass the honey, honey”. The last couple said “Pass the tea, bag”!
What did Justin Beiber say after his manager told him to wash his hands?
I can’t, I’m just a Bieber!
One day three Irishmen were out for a walk. They met a leprechaun. The leprechaun said they had one wish each; if they went down a slide, anything they wished for turned into a pool of it. The first Irishman went down and he wished for money so he landed in a pool of money. The second Irishman went down and he wished for Guiness so he landed in a pool of Guiness,
The third Irishman went down and he just said “Wheeeee!”
Why did the kid take his paper on a date?
Because his teacher told him to date his paper.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Do not open the door; this is just a joke!
What did Tennessee?
The same thing as Arkansas!
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