Why do dogs run in circles?
Because they can’t run in a square!
What’s a pirate’s worst nightmare?
A sunken chest and no booty!
What happens when someone steps on a grape?
It gives a little wine!
What goes zub zub all the time?
A bee flying backwards!
Why did the dog jump in the fire?
So it could be a hot dog!
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A train says “choo-choo!” but a teacher says “Take that gum out of your mouth this instant!”
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