What did the plate say to the other plate?
DINNER’S ON ME!
What do you call a sandwich made out of a pig’s nose?
A ham-booger!
What do you call a cow who just had her baby?
De-calfinated!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette all my sweets!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
There are two flies in the kitchen. Which fly is the cowboy fly?
The one “out on the range”.
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