What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?
Capital letters!
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper!
What’s the little witch’s favorite subject?
Spelling!
What is a scientist’s favourite food?
Smarties!
Three male dogs are fighting about a female poodle. A golden retriever, a bulldog, and a chihuahua. The poodle says “Whoever can think of the best sentence using the words liver and cheese can go out with me.”
The golden retriever says, “I love liver and cheese”.
“That’s not original.”
The bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.”
“That’s pathetic.”
And the chihuahua says, “Liver alone, cheese mine!” (Leave her alone, she’s mine).
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball!
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