How do you make a cream puff?
Chase it around your back yard!
What’s an insect’s favourite sport?
Cricket!
Why did yo mama cross the road with a frying pan?
She heard the chicken was on the other side!
Is your fridge running?
Then you better go catch it!
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”
Why does a cow have a bell?
Because their HORNS don’t work!
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