Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
“Hey dad, what does 3 grapes plus five?”
“Son didn’t you learn it in school?”
“Yes but we used bananas instead.”
How does the Man in the Moon eat soup?
With a Big Dipper.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower!
What is a shark’s favourite food?
Fish and ships!
What do you call a deer with no eye?
No eye deer.
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