What happened when Mr. Line went to Circle Beach?
He was a tan-gent!
What is red, and can leap tall skyscrapers in a single bound??
Super Apple!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a dinosaur who is blind?
Do-you-think-he-saw-us?
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
She ran away from the ball!
There were three people in a restaurant. They were having a contest to see who could be the sweetest.
The first couple said “Pass the sugar, sugar”. The next couple said “Pass the honey, honey”. The last couple said “Pass the tea, bag”!
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