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From Sabbir M, age 15, Tampa, FL

What happened when Mr. Line went to Circle Beach?

He was a tan-gent!
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Filed Under: Math

From Makaila, age 5, Sun Valley, ID

What is red, and can leap tall skyscrapers in a single bound??

Super Apple!
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Filed Under: Food

From Olivia, age 14, London

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Filed Under: Food

From Wally, age 8, Australia

What do you call a dinosaur who is blind?

Do-you-think-he-saw-us?
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Filed Under: Dinosaur

From Jarrett, age 11, Wanaque,New Jersey

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?

She ran away from the ball!
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Filed Under: Baseball

From Nadia, age 9, Surrey, Canada

There were three people in a restaurant. They were having a contest to see who could be the sweetest.

The first couple said “Pass the sugar, sugar”. The next couple said “Pass the honey, honey”. The last couple said “Pass the tea, bag”!
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Filed Under: People

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