There are two muffins in the oven, one says,”Boy, it’s getting hot in here.” The other one says:
“Ahh! A talking muffin!”
What happens if a frog parks in a no parking zone?
He gets toad!
A gourgeous lady walked over to an American, Australian and a man from the Philippines.
Woman:Whoever uses the phrase “liver and cheese” in a creative sentence can marry me.
American:I love liver and cheese.
Woman:That’s not good enough.
Australian:I hate liver and cheese.
Woman:That’s not creative enough.
Man from Philippines:Liver alone cheese mine!(Translation:Live her alone she’s mine!)ha!ha!ha!
Why did the little vampire go to art school?
Because he’s good at drawing blood!
How can you make time fly?
Just throw a clock out of the window!
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people!
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