Why did the booger cross the road
Because he was being picked on!
Girl: Where is my b’day gift?
Boy: Can you see the red hot Ferrari on the other side of the road?
Girl: (extremely happy)Yes!?
Boy : I got the same colour nail polish for you!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He did not have the guts.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Morgan
Morgan Who
Morgan I expected
What goes around a cow but never moves?
A fence!
Where do cows go on vacation?
To Moo-York!
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