Jokes By Kids

From Boo, age 6, Basingstoke, England

Do you know where you take a sick squid?

To the doctopus!

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From Mialla, age 10, India

Which letter is absolutely salty?

The letter Sea!

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From ABBY,ALEXIS,BROOKE, age 11, U.S.A.

What does Lady Gaga’s baby say?

Gaga

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From Brooke, age 11, U.S.A

What is invisible and smells like peanuts!!!!!!????

Elephant Farts!

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From Emily , age 10, Australia

What do you call a witch on the beach?

Sandwitch!

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From Jackall, age 10, Australia

How do you make a cream puff?

Chase it around your back yard!

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