A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a soda. He asks the waiter how much for the drink.
The waiter answers: “For you, no charge!”
A mushroom walked into a guy’s birthday party. The dude said, “Hey, you can’t come in here!”
The mushroom said:
“Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
What did the dog say after his bad day?
Today was ruff!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Look it up on yahoo!
If a rooster lays an egg on the top of the roof, which way would the egg fall?
A rooster can not lay an egg!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 943
- 944
- 945
- 946
- 947
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
