Why are soldiers so tired in April?
Because they had a long March!
Why is it good that pigs don’t fly?
The price of bacon would go up!
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
Nothing; it just waved!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love doctor.
I love doctor who?
Omg I’m gonna tell all my friends at school you love Doctor Who!
Where are hamsters from?
Hamsterdam!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in, it’s freezin’ out here!
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