What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Is it just me or do you smell carrots?
How do you grow taller?
Stand next to a person who’s smaller than you!
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get a quarter back.
Mary Poppins moved to California and opened a fortune-teller place. She told people’s fortune’s by smelling their breath. Her place was called…
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis!
Why did the one-handed skeleton cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.
Why wasn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever lonely?
Because he was so good at making new friends!
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