Why did the little vampire go to art school?
Because he’s good at drawing blood!
How can you make time fly?
Just throw a clock out of the window!
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people!
What’s a dog’s fave movie?
Jurrassic Bark !
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
High.
High who?
Hi there!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens were not invented yet!
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