My teacher told us that books are man’s best friend…
so my dog bit him!
What do we call a traffic jam of giraffes?
A giraffic jam!
A guy walks into a bar and demands to know ,”Who is the strongest guy in here?” The toughest guy looks at him and says with a growl, “I am the strongest around here!”
The other guy politely asks, “Can you help me push my car to the gas station?”
Knock Knock whos there? Interupting cow. Interupting c…..
Moooooooo!
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea……weed!
Waiter:”Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer:”What other colors do you have?”
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