How do you wake Lady Gaga in the morning?
You poke her face! (Poker Face!!)
What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baaaaaaalerina!
How do you clean your dog?
With shampoodle!
What did the Muffin Man do yesterday?
Muffin really.
A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a soda. He asks the waiter how much for the drink.
The waiter answers: “For you, no charge!”
A mushroom walked into a guy’s birthday party. The dude said, “Hey, you can’t come in here!”
The mushroom said:
“Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
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