What types of candy do you give to your worst enemy?
Nerds, Dum Dums, and suckers!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dr.
Dr. who?
You said it!
Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on that side!
What do you call a puppet that lives with Luigi?
A Mario-net!
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s back!
What did the planet Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring some time!
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