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From Hannah , age 10, Victoria, Australia

What goes black white black white?

A nun rolling down a hill!
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Filed Under: People

From Little Dubs, age 8, Oregon

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he wanted to get away from the farm who had him!
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Filed Under: Bird, Thanksgiving

From Little Dubs, age 8, Oregon

What did the fortune teller say to the cake?

You have a bad, but tasty future!
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Filed Under: Food

From Sneazel, age 9, Kansas

What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing; bananas don’t talk!
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Filed Under: Food

From Sneazel, age 9, Kansas

What do call a cat at the beach?

Sandy Claws!
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Filed Under: Cat

From Sophie, age 12, Glen Innes, Australia

Knock, Knock.
Who’s There?
Echidna.
Echidna Who?

Ow My Finger, Ow My Thumb, Ow My Belly, Ow My Bum
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Filed Under: Animal

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