What did the dog say after his bad day?
Today was ruff!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Look it up on yahoo!
If a rooster lays an egg on the top of the roof, which way would the egg fall?
A rooster can not lay an egg!
Why are soldiers so tired in April?
Because they had a long March!
Why is it good that pigs don’t fly?
The price of bacon would go up!
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