What does a brainless man do when he has a plain sheet and wants another ?
He photocopies it !
Sam:Knock-knock
Casey:Who’s There?
Sam: I love Ya.
Casey:I love Ya who?
Sam: You lied! I thought you said you loved Facebook!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
It’s not that funny it’s only a joke!
Why did the priest eat swiss cheese?
Because it was holy!
So a guy goes to the Doctor to get his broken finger fixed.
The Guy: Doctor do you think I’ll be able to play piano?
Doctor: Absolutely you will!
The Guy: That is fantastic, I never knew how to play before!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese!
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