If a rooster lays an egg on the top of the roof, which way would the egg fall?
A rooster can not lay an egg!
Why are soldiers so tired in April?
Because they had a long March!
Why is it good that pigs don’t fly?
The price of bacon would go up!
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
Nothing; it just waved!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love doctor.
I love doctor who?
Omg I’m gonna tell all my friends at school you love Doctor Who!
Where are hamsters from?
Hamsterdam!
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