What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A train says “choo-choo!” but a teacher says “Take that gum out of your mouth this instant!”
Which candy is the funniest?
The laffy taffy!
Why is lightning afraid of thunder?
Because he has a thunderous temper!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because he wasn’t peeling well!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
“You’re too young to smoke!”
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