Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in, it’s freezin’ out here!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Is it just me or do you smell carrots?
How do you grow taller?
Stand next to a person who’s smaller than you!
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get a quarter back.
Mary Poppins moved to California and opened a fortune-teller place. She told people’s fortune’s by smelling their breath. Her place was called…
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis!
Why did the one-handed skeleton cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.
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