Mary Poppins moved to California and opened a fortune-teller place. She told people’s fortune’s by smelling their breath. Her place was called…
Super-California-mystic-expert-halitosis!
Why did the one-handed skeleton cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.
Why wasn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever lonely?
Because he was so good at making new friends!
What did the math book say to the pencil?
I have too many problems!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ya!
Ya Who?
Dot Com!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Let us in; it’s cold out!
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