What do you call a puppet that lives with Luigi?
A Mario-net!
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s back!
What did the planet Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring some time!
Why couldn’t the man play cards on his new boat?
Because he kept sitting on the deck!
How do you make a milk-shake?
You shake a cow!
How do small people travel?
In a mini van!
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