What did the marble tell the limestone?
Do you want lime on your stone?
Why did the baseball player get arrested?
Because he stole second!
There is a snail that goes up to another snail at the car shop,
“Can I buy a car?”
“Yah sure what kind?”
“The fastest car you have,”
“Ok”said the car dealer
“Could you do me a favor?”
“Yah sure!”
“Could you paint S’ all over the car,”
“Ummmmm Ok?”
The next day the snail came back. The car dealer asked him a question
“Excuse me, i was just wondering why you wanted me to paint S’ all over the car?”
“Because when little kids look at me in my car they’ll say ‘Mommy, Mommy look at that S-car-go!
What did one door say to the other door?
Knock knock!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Are you a nut?
What did the muffin man do yesterday?
Muffin, really.
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