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From Jordan M, age 16, Santa Barbara, CA

What did the muffin man do yesterday?

Muffin, really.
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Filed Under: What Did?

From Ricky, age 10, West Virginia

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To stop McDonald’s from selling chicken nuggets!
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Filed Under: Cross the Road

From Tree, age 13, Fort Lador Dale Florida

Pete and Repete where on a boat Pete fell off who was left?:)

Repete!
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach

From James, age 6, Ann Arbor, MI

Will you remember me in ten minutes?
Yes
Will you remember me in half an hour?
Yes
Knock knock?
Who’s there?

Hey I thought you said you’d remember me.
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Susan, age 10, Cailfornia

What did gold say to pyrite?

You’re a fool!
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Filed Under: Rock

From Kaori J., age 9, United States(GA)

knock,knock.
whose there?
Yul.
Yul who?

Yul never know!
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

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