Knock,knock
Who’s there?
SHEWW!
Sheww who?
SHEWW, WHO FARTED?
Where does the president send his dirty clothes?
To Wash-ington D.C.!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
I lost my cat
There once was a referee for boxing. He just took a shower. Then he went to referee for the boxing tournament. What did he say before the fight?
Ok, let’s have a nice, clean fight!
What do you do when a dog eats your book?
Take the words right out of its mouth!
Why did the taco cross the road?
Because it was taped to the chicken!
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