What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
Ms. Jessie: “Jerry,I hope I didn’t just see you copying Sally’s math test.”
Jerry: “I hope you didn’t either.”
What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!
Who do you not want to play cards with?
A cheetah!
What did the yogurt maker say to the person in his kitchen?
“Get out of my whey”!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
‘Cause it didn’t have the guts!
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