What did the turtle say to the surfing turtle?
You’re turtally wicked!
Knock,knock
Who’s there?
SHEWW!
Sheww who?
SHEWW, WHO FARTED?
Where does the president send his dirty clothes?
To Wash-ington D.C.!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
I lost my cat
There once was a referee for boxing. He just took a shower. Then he went to referee for the boxing tournament. What did he say before the fight?
Ok, let’s have a nice, clean fight!
What do you do when a dog eats your book?
Take the words right out of its mouth!
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