Why did the computer freeze up?
Because it had liquid nitrogen cooling and a v12 powered pump!
From Pesteee of the computer variety, age 10, England, Portsmouth
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What does a fish say when he runs into a brick wall under water?
Dam!
There were 4 people on a plane. 2 of them were very important, 1 of them was just an ordinary man, and the other was a kid. Then, the plane started crashing, but there was only 3 jet packs.
The 2 important people took parachutes, because they are important. Then, the man said to the kid, “You can take the last parachute, so you can live a longer life, but I’m just an ordinary man.”
“No, we can BOTH live,” said the boy. “But there’s only 1 parachute left,” said the man…
“No, one of the important people took my backpack
John’s father had 3 kids. Snap, Crackle, and…..
John.
If you’re an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
European!
What’s black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed Penguin!
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