What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baaaaaaalerina!
How do you clean your dog?
With shampoodle!
What did the Muffin Man do yesterday?
Muffin really.
A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a soda. He asks the waiter how much for the drink.
The waiter answers: “For you, no charge!”
What did the dog say after his bad day?
Today was ruff!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby.
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