Jokes By Kids

From Callum, age 10, Falmouth, Cornwall UK

Why did the one-handed skeleton cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

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From Nat, age 11, Newark, New Jersey

Why wasn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever lonely?

Because he was so good at making new friends!

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From Ibu, age 9, USA

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ya!
Ya Who?

Dot Com!

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From James, age 6, Ann Arbor, MI

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?

Let us in; it’s cold out!

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From Lucas, age 8, Miami, Florida

What do you call a Robot’s poop?

Scraps!

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From Liana, age 8, Urbana, Illinois

How do you catch a saber-tooth tiger?

Climb a tree and make a noise like a wooly mammoth.

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