On the hottest day of the summer, a man and a giraffe walked into a bookstore. The giraffe gets dehydrated and passes out. The manager approaches the man and says “Whats that lyin’ on the floor”
That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe!
What do you call a pet potato?
Spud!
Why was the monkey covered in blue paint?
He ran out of red paint!
Why didn’t the statue go to the dance?
Because it got stood up!!!
Do you want to hear a clean joke?
The muddy horse got a bath!
What’s black,white,and red all over?
A nun rolling down a hill!
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