What’s black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed Penguin!
Why was the scissors rude?
Because it cut the line.
What do you call a flat cow ?
A hamburger!
Why did the wind scream?
‘Cause it saw Justin Beiber!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam fingers are stuck in the door!
April showers bring may flowers but what did may flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
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