What kind of cookies do birds eat?
Chocolate chirp!
One day a little boy went to the store with his grandma. They were walking down an aisle when he screamed,”I gotto go pee!” The grandma said that that was rude, “Next time you have to go, whisper!” The next day he woke up in the night and had to go to the bathroom. So he went to his parents’ room and woke up his dad. He said that he had to whisper,so his dad said…
“Go ahead and whisper in my ear!”
What is grey and wobbly?
A jelly phant!
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Why did the man go to France?
To get a french fry!
Why did George Washington always sleep while standing up?
He could never lie!
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