Jokes By Kids

From Kayla, age 12, London, England

What’s black,white,and red all over?

A nun rolling down a hill!

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From Nichole, age 11, America

What can fly and helps people?

A helidoctor!

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From Maxwell, age 3, Seattle, Washington

What does Superman eat?

Soup!

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From Alyssa, age 14, Texas

What time is it when an Elephant sits on your fence?

Time to fix it!

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From Louis, age 8, England

Knock, Knock
Who`s there?
Goat.
Goat who?

Goat to the door and find out!

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From Sonya, age 9, Kona Hawaii USA

Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me a soda?

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