Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why was the broom late?
Because he over swept!
What did the elf do to make himself grow taller?
He poured some elf-raising flour.
Why was the cook arrested?
He was caught beating the egg!
The square root of negative one told Pi to get real and Pi said
To be rational!
What do you call a laughing Labradoodle?
A Snickerdoodle!
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