Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you the person I bought my bike from?
What’s a vampire’s favourite dog?
Bloodhound!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked; that’s why I’m knocking!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7,8,9!
Why did the football coach cross the road?
To get his quarter back!
What’s a witch’s favourite subject in school?
Spell-ing!
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