What messes do cats get into?
A catastrophe!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I ate mop.
I ate mop who?
Eww, you ate your own poo!
Why couldn’t the little boy see the pirate movie?
Cause it was rated ARRR!
Where do frogs hang their coats?
Croakroom!
How did Count Dracula hide at the baseball game?
He turned into a bat!
A mom and a son were walking around the zoo. They stopped in front of the monkey exhibit and the boy started to jump around.”You little monkey!” the mom said.
A mother monkey and a son monkey in the exhibit were goofing off and the mother said to the son “You little human!!”
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