What did the sea say to me when I went to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What do you call a bad lion tamer?
Claude Bottom!!
What will a dog say if it sits on a sandpaper
Rough! Rough!
Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
He wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To go to the Shell station!!
Harry: My sister has hair that goes all the way down her back.
William: Shame it’s not on her head!
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