Why did the taco cross the road?
Because it was taped to the chicken!
Why did the napkin dance across the table?
It had a little boogie in it!
You hear a news report on TV, and it says…
At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
What do you call a bear with no socks?
Bearfoot.
What do you call milk that came from a cow after an earthquake?
Milkshake!
Why did the computer freeze up?
Because it had liquid nitrogen cooling and a v12 powered pump!
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