Jokes By Kids

From Harly, age 13, USA

What do you call a flat cow ?

A hamburger!

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From J Boogie, age 14, Dallas, Texas

Why did the wind scream?

‘Cause it saw Justin Beiber!

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From Talia K, age 6, Bacup, England

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?

Madam fingers are stuck in the door!

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From Karan or Goku, age 12, India

Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?

Stan back,I’m going to sneeze!

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From Bob, age 17, London, England

What do you call a pet potato?

Spud!

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From Mikey, age 4, Mexico

Why was the monkey covered in blue paint?

He ran out of red paint!

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