What would happen if Bob the Builder turned into a sponge?
SpongeBob!
Why did the fish get expelled from school?
They caught him playing with seaweed!
Friend 1.”Can you use green, pink, and yellow in the same sentence?”
Friend 2.”Yes,when the phone goes GREEN,GREEN I PINK it up and say, ‘YELLOW!'”
What do sheep have in the summer?
Baa-baacues!
What’s a cheese that you take
Nacho cheese!
What did the bed say to the curtains when it was sad?
Pull yourself together!
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