What is a key that you can’t open a door with?
A monkey!
Rita: Why do you keep suger under your pillow when you sleep ?
Mita: So that I can see sweet dreams!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot! =D
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Thats right! Owls hoo!
A man rode his horse to California. He got there on Monday and stayed for 3 days. Then he came back on Friday, how is this possible?
His horse’s name was Friday! =D
knock knock
whose their
Boom
Boom who
Boom shackalacka
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