Knock, Knock
Who`s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda?
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why was the broom late?
Because he over swept!
What did the elf do to make himself grow taller?
He poured some elf-raising flour.
Why was the cook arrested?
He was caught beating the egg!
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