Why did the wave cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide! =D
What did the Cabbage seller use to fix his cabbages?
A Cabbage Patch!
Have you seen the movie “Constipation” yet?
No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet!
You’re American before you go in the bathroom and you’er Indian when you leave the bathroom, then what are you when you’re in the bathroom?
You’re a peein,{your European }!
How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
There will be foot prints in the butter!
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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