What is the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
They don’t know the words!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivor
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I kick the door down!
What is the only class you can plant a flower in?
Kindergarden!
Teacher:Draw a diagram of a bacteria.
Student:I have already drawn it.
Teacher:Your paper is blank and i cant see a thing…….
Student:Teacher,you forgot we cannot see microorganisms with our naked eye!!
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