What do monsters shout out at midnight on December 31?
“Happy New Fear!”
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Red, age 6, Tulsa
What do monsters shout out at midnight on December 31?
From Demetry, age 14, Florida
Why couldn`t the bike stand on one wheel?
From Caitlin, age 7, England
Why did the elephant go to the elephant fair?
From Tri Chat, age 9, India Gurgaon
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bi.
Bi who?
From Franky, age 10, Florida
What do you get when it rains cats and dogs?
From Emilee, age 11, Midland, Michigan
Why is 6 scared of 7?

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