WHY DID THE COOK GET ARRESTED?
BECAUSE HE BEAT AN EGG!
What did the dog pick up at the counter?
A catty cake!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear.
What is a key that you can’t open a door with?
A monkey!
Rita: Why do you keep suger under your pillow when you sleep ?
Mita: So that I can see sweet dreams!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot! =D
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