Teacher:Draw a diagram of a bacteria.
Student:I have already drawn it.
Teacher:Your paper is blank and i cant see a thing…….
Student:Teacher,you forgot we cannot see microorganisms with our naked eye!!
There are two morons on a bridge. There is a big moron and a little moron. The big moron fell off the bridge, why didn’t the little one fall off?
He was a little More on the bridge!
What do you call a horse which gallops in the evening ?
A nightmare!
WHERE DO YOU PUT A NOISY DOG?
IN A BARKING LOT!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate (8) nine!
“Knock,knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Justin Bieber”
“Justin bieber who?”
“Thats what I wish they would say!”
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