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From Kyle, age 11, Grand Blanc, Michigan

Three men are sitting in a waiting room in a hospital. Their wives were having a baby. The doctor goes to the first man and says: “Congratulations you have twins!” “That’s funny, because I work at Double Fudge ice cream shop!” replies the man. The doctor goes to the second man and says: “Congratulations! You have triplets!” “That’s funny, because I work at Three Kings Inn!” Replies the second man. The third man was sweating, and flipping out. The two other men ask: “What’s wrong?” And the man replies:

“I work at Seven-Eleven.”
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Filed Under: Doctor

From Rahul, age 12, India

What do you call a boy with green hair and brownish complexion ?

A tree!
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Filed Under: Flower and Garden

From Chance, age 3, Stokholm, Sweden

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Pens cant talk!
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Filed Under: Kids

From Kyle, age 11, Michigan, U.S.A

A girl asked me out, and said: “I’d like you to meet my family!”

Then she takes me to a wax museum.
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Filed Under: People

From Roary, age 9, Chester, England

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bye
Bye who?

You! (walk away!)
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Kit-Kat Girl!!!!, age 11, Ontario, Canada!

What website did the cow go on?

MOOOOGLE!
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Filed Under: Cow

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