A rooster is on top of a house; he lays an egg. Which side did the egg roll down?
roster don`t lay eggs
What do you call a wet melon?
A water melon!
Why did the wave cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide! =D
What did the Cabbage seller use to fix his cabbages?
A Cabbage Patch!
Have you seen the movie “Constipation” yet?
No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet!
You’re American before you go in the bathroom and you’er Indian when you leave the bathroom, then what are you when you’re in the bathroom?
You’re a peein,{your European }!
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