What website did the cow go on?
MOOOOGLE!
How long does the number 8 sleep?
For infinity!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!
What did the calculator say to the person?
Punch some numbers in!
A kid hands his teacher a blank sheet of paper. The teacher says, “What’s this?” and the kid replies,”It’s a cow and some grass.” The teacher says, “Well where’s the grass?” The kid replies, “The cow ate it.”
The teacher says, “Well, then where’s the cow?” and the kid replies, “He left cuz there was no more grass!”
What did the inspector say to the fish?
Something smells fishy around here!
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