Why was the apple so lonely?
Because the banana split!
A rooster is on top of a house; he lays an egg. Which side did the egg roll down?
roster don`t lay eggs
What do you call a wet melon?
A water melon!
Why did the wave cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide! =D
What did the Cabbage seller use to fix his cabbages?
A Cabbage Patch!
Have you seen the movie “Constipation” yet?
No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet!
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