What is another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet!
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be called a chicken sedan!
Why did the squirrel run away from the other squirrel?
Because the other squirrel was a nutcase!
Why did the robber take a shower after he finishing robbing the house?
Because he wanted to have a clean get away!
Why didn’t the lion eat the clown?
Because the clown tastes funny!
What kind of snake can drive cars?
Ana-honda. (anaconda)
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