A girl asked me out and says, “I’d like you to meet my family…”
…as she took me to the zoo…
What did the caterpiller say to the boa constrictor?
“I don’t want to be around when you turn into butterfly!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
What did the bird say on halloween?
Twick or tweet!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts to do it!
“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Shelby!”
“Shelby who?”
“Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes!”
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