You’re American before you go in the bathroom and you’er Indian when you leave the bathroom, then what are you when you’re in the bathroom?
You’re a peein,{your European }!
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You’re American before you go in the bathroom and you’er Indian when you leave the bathroom, then what are you when you’re in the bathroom?
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