What do you call a Japanese dog?
A konichiwa-jua!
What did the mustard say to the ketchup when it was left behind?
Don’t worry I will ketch-up!
Why did Polaris wipe her feet often?
Betelgeuse (beetle juice) was on them!
What do you call a hard driive who likes music?
A Jigabyte!
‘Knock, knock.’
‘Who’s there?’
‘Cargo’
‘Cargo who?’
‘Cargo beep beep!’
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He wanted to get away from the people saying “why did the chicken cross the road?”.
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